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Welcome to my good morning deaf news… Keep in mind, this is all made up news, it just being funny… So u know, all of the pictures u will see is pictures of me.

Alright I showed a picture of a little girl in the sand, that girl u see, she was the one who discovered a old underground deaf town by just digging around the sand. It was at a lake at Oklahoma state lake. What she saw underground, there were designs that had sign language and a sign that said something like town of the deaf, pop 1800. So was there really a hidden underground town, ruled by deaf people? Makes me wonder? Next picture is a group of the girl who grew up and is with group of her deaf friends. They are at the lake where the hidden town was. So she and her friends got together and went to the lake to find out more about the hidden town. So far since they been checking out the lake and cracking up some ice, they have found old buildings and old cars but no bodies at all. So the deaf people who ruled that town must have packed up and left, but where? So that girl, is hoping that someday someone will show up and tell her the answers, she hopes to know the answers some day. So if there’s someone with answers, VP this number 1-800-deaf-rules…

You see the picture of the girl with a cat? That cat is a genius cat, she is a trained cat for the deaf, u know like those dogs who are trained to be dog for the deaf. This cat will let the girl know if phone rings, alarm going off, someone at the door, or if someone is calling for her. I don’t know how they trained this cat to perform all this stuff for this girl… I am impressed…

Time for the weather news… during the week of Jan 30, 2008, In the north part of America, like Nebraska, New York, Oregon will experience summer like weather, For a week.

Which means all the snow that was up north part of America, will melt. Northeast and Northwest part of US will have temps like 60 degree days and the Midwest part of US will have temps of 75 degrees all week.

For the southern part of US, like southern California, Florida, Texas, they will have a freezing spell (30 degrees) for a week along with Snow, which means San Diego, Los Angeles CA and all over florida will have at least 6 inches of snow.

Oh hey Jon Savage, sorry for bring the snow to ur city in San Diego, I don’t mean to stop ur surfing sessions, oops, hey tell ya what, u could try snow surfing? Or we could thaw out Ocean water for you… So u can still enjoy your surfing during the freezing time….

Hello all, welcome to the Sport News… This just upcoming, Chargers, San Diego football team just won an chance to play in the Super bowl on February 5^th… Right on!!! Chargers Rule!!!

(Shown a picture of a person in wrestling outfit) Humm guess what? Someone has just been told that someone wants to wrestle with who? Was it John ABC? Humm no he wanted to wrestle with who? Gary Brooks…. WHAT? Yikes…

(Shown a picture of a baby) This just in, a 3 month old baby has won a one mile race with team of other kids, huh a baby? Wow, I’m impressed…

I will bet Chargers will win the game by 50 points…

I hope you enjoyed my news here!!! Thanks for watching Good Morning deaf news…